I'm writing this as I watch, then I'll come back to elaborate later.
Segment One (Pre-Credits)
The end of the 'Last time on The OC' segment... the 'last one to say goodbye' quote... omfg...
Ryan leaving the back way to avoid Sandy just kills me... so does Julie's crappy appearance... I mean, she's Julie fucking Cooper and she looks like shit!
But Kaitlin's bondage boots? lol... too damn funny... and Julie calling them great? Scary... lol
Ryan meeting Julie at the motel... and Julie being nice... freaky...
Segment Two
Seth's little montage of what's going on? funny but also kind heartbreaking... TARYN!!!!!!! lol I LOVE Taryn! lol... she's funny as hell... Seth and Neil are bonding?! WTF?! And Luke's brothers... weirdos... lol
Summer at Brown being all hippie chick? Ombg I love it... And I LOVE Chris Pratt as Che! lol oooh... she erased the message...
Seth made the poor little girl cry! Kirsten's trying to be a good mom with the care packages, but... too little too late...
Fuck... Julie with a chainsaw?! That's terrfying! And she's murdering the shrubs! But I love Neil! Trying to be there for Julie, even when she's trying so hard not to let him... and I feel for Kaitlin, she lost her sister, and now her mom is even more absent than ever...
I wanna smack Seth for bothering Ryan when he's trying to sleep and not taking a severely implied 'go the hell away' for an answer... Why don't I believe Ryan when he says he's gonna show up for dinner?
Che is... how to describe Che... lol "Who are you to say that chickens can't fly?!" lmfao... Taylor called! I LOVE Taylor! I also LOVE Summer's very simple hair... and Taylor all icognito at the diner? lol
Kirsten's cooking? Now THAT is scary... They all totally want the grunts and shrugs... lol... and what do you know? Looks like Ryan has NO plans on going for dinner... And he picks the biggest, nastiest looking guy there? He's looking for pain...
Segment Three
Awww... they're worried... again: too little, too late. Somehow, I don't picture them liking the cage fighting.
Ward Twins are freaks... adoring Kaitlin for getting them to do her work for her... The Stepmonster appears! From behind, but still! We have confirmation: Gloria is blonde.
Summer the hippie with the sticks... lmfao... and with totally no rythym... but I love her... Seth seeing Ryan getting his ass kicked and Ryan enjoying it? Creepy... but, freaky as it is, bloody Ryan is hot... Summer's concern for Ryan? ROCKS! Che's little 'Wherever you go, there you are'... ombg... lol... Funny, but I think I'm gonna get annoyed with him fast...
Julie... I'm worried about her...
Ryan refusing the money... poor woobie... and he admits it! "I'm doing you guys a favor staying away." And the whole not fighting back thing... yikes...
Segment Four
Breakfast at the Cohens... them worrying about Ryan... Seth terrifying them with stories of Ryan bleeding... Seth needs to keep his mouth shut... Why the hell aren't they SKIPPING work to check on Ryan though? Yeah, he's a real priority! UGH!
Summer totally only called to Seth because she doesn't know Ryan's address, I know it... and she so didn't want the kiss... and the firm insistance of 'for Ryan'... she loves Ryan...
Kaitlin watching Neil work out... somehow creepy, but also... I like their moments together so far... lol... love her calling him on being with Gloria... and it totally IS Kaitlin's business because if Julie finds out and gets broken hearted, it's going to destroy what's left of Kaitlin's family...
Ward Twins - Again, freaks... and UGH... the comments about Kirsten... someone smack them and remind them about how their brother slept with an older woman and look how bad that turned out...
Seth and Summer walking past stores... but I'm freaked out by non-sarcastic Summer... and she's still so determined to save Ryan, her only concern...
Would hiding in the closet make it better, Kirsten? That's what you tried during the reveal of the paternity mess... Julie's mysterious phonecall... hmmm...
Summer spotted Taylor! And busted her! lmao... and Taylor's hiding from her skank of a mom...
Julie calling Ryan... explains the earlier stuff a bit... lol... and I love the quick little recap of the first segment stuff... he so totally cares...
omfg... the box of angst... makes my heart break for him... but he tossed it out! YAY! lol... sorry, it's the 'bot hater in me... lol
Segment Five
Seth and his geek army... lmao... Summer taking a sponge bath? LMFAO!
Summer loves Ryan. That simple. Total love...
Shit! Neil fucking cheated on Julie with Gloria the stepmonster?! UGH! I'm pissed as hell...
Summer got through to Ryan when no one else could! He loves her too! Not happy about them ambushing him, though... but Seth's new Atomic County comic slideshow... awww!! and it gets even more awwwer! but also so heartbreaking... and Summer totally got upset about the Ironist/Little Miss Vixen kissing image... she wants Ryan...
Ryan wants to go home! YAY! But Sandy, seriously, you think Kirsten's leftovers will encourage him to come home?! I love Ryan's response though... "Thanks... I think." RYAN'S GOING HOME! And SUMMER made it happen!
I wanna smack Seth for acting like Summer only helped him instead of figuring it ALL out! And she totally doesn't wanna be alone with Seth... she doesn't love him! She loves Ryan! but awwww... the ghostly Marissa vision... poor Summer...
He's keeping the Berkeley sweatshirt! That gives me hope for him someday going afterall!
Summer leaving... so sad...
Ryan and Julie at Marissa's grave... I worry about him taking the file... shit... Ryan's got his fight back... but god... he's hugging that file for dear life... so sad...
The Previews
Taylor in Summer's bed... wanting to snuggle! LMAO!
And Kaitlin's stealing? ack...
Seth will totally make his presence known, he does NOT do stealth well... lol
Steve-O guest starring... don't know what to think about that...
Anyway, that is all... hope everyone else enjoyed the episode as much as I did.
Later
Segment One (Pre-Credits)
The end of the 'Last time on The OC' segment... the 'last one to say goodbye' quote... omfg...
Ryan leaving the back way to avoid Sandy just kills me... so does Julie's crappy appearance... I mean, she's Julie fucking Cooper and she looks like shit!
But Kaitlin's bondage boots? lol... too damn funny... and Julie calling them great? Scary... lol
Ryan meeting Julie at the motel... and Julie being nice... freaky...
Segment Two
Seth's little montage of what's going on? funny but also kind heartbreaking... TARYN!!!!!!! lol I LOVE Taryn! lol... she's funny as hell... Seth and Neil are bonding?! WTF?! And Luke's brothers... weirdos... lol
Summer at Brown being all hippie chick? Ombg I love it... And I LOVE Chris Pratt as Che! lol oooh... she erased the message...
Seth made the poor little girl cry! Kirsten's trying to be a good mom with the care packages, but... too little too late...
Fuck... Julie with a chainsaw?! That's terrfying! And she's murdering the shrubs! But I love Neil! Trying to be there for Julie, even when she's trying so hard not to let him... and I feel for Kaitlin, she lost her sister, and now her mom is even more absent than ever...
I wanna smack Seth for bothering Ryan when he's trying to sleep and not taking a severely implied 'go the hell away' for an answer... Why don't I believe Ryan when he says he's gonna show up for dinner?
Che is... how to describe Che... lol "Who are you to say that chickens can't fly?!" lmfao... Taylor called! I LOVE Taylor! I also LOVE Summer's very simple hair... and Taylor all icognito at the diner? lol
Kirsten's cooking? Now THAT is scary... They all totally want the grunts and shrugs... lol... and what do you know? Looks like Ryan has NO plans on going for dinner... And he picks the biggest, nastiest looking guy there? He's looking for pain...
Segment Three
Awww... they're worried... again: too little, too late. Somehow, I don't picture them liking the cage fighting.
Ward Twins are freaks... adoring Kaitlin for getting them to do her work for her... The Stepmonster appears! From behind, but still! We have confirmation: Gloria is blonde.
Summer the hippie with the sticks... lmfao... and with totally no rythym... but I love her... Seth seeing Ryan getting his ass kicked and Ryan enjoying it? Creepy... but, freaky as it is, bloody Ryan is hot... Summer's concern for Ryan? ROCKS! Che's little 'Wherever you go, there you are'... ombg... lol... Funny, but I think I'm gonna get annoyed with him fast...
Julie... I'm worried about her...
Ryan refusing the money... poor woobie... and he admits it! "I'm doing you guys a favor staying away." And the whole not fighting back thing... yikes...
Segment Four
Breakfast at the Cohens... them worrying about Ryan... Seth terrifying them with stories of Ryan bleeding... Seth needs to keep his mouth shut... Why the hell aren't they SKIPPING work to check on Ryan though? Yeah, he's a real priority! UGH!
Summer totally only called to Seth because she doesn't know Ryan's address, I know it... and she so didn't want the kiss... and the firm insistance of 'for Ryan'... she loves Ryan...
Kaitlin watching Neil work out... somehow creepy, but also... I like their moments together so far... lol... love her calling him on being with Gloria... and it totally IS Kaitlin's business because if Julie finds out and gets broken hearted, it's going to destroy what's left of Kaitlin's family...
Ward Twins - Again, freaks... and UGH... the comments about Kirsten... someone smack them and remind them about how their brother slept with an older woman and look how bad that turned out...
Seth and Summer walking past stores... but I'm freaked out by non-sarcastic Summer... and she's still so determined to save Ryan, her only concern...
Would hiding in the closet make it better, Kirsten? That's what you tried during the reveal of the paternity mess... Julie's mysterious phonecall... hmmm...
Summer spotted Taylor! And busted her! lmao... and Taylor's hiding from her skank of a mom...
Julie calling Ryan... explains the earlier stuff a bit... lol... and I love the quick little recap of the first segment stuff... he so totally cares...
omfg... the box of angst... makes my heart break for him... but he tossed it out! YAY! lol... sorry, it's the 'bot hater in me... lol
Segment Five
Seth and his geek army... lmao... Summer taking a sponge bath? LMFAO!
Summer loves Ryan. That simple. Total love...
Shit! Neil fucking cheated on Julie with Gloria the stepmonster?! UGH! I'm pissed as hell...
Summer got through to Ryan when no one else could! He loves her too! Not happy about them ambushing him, though... but Seth's new Atomic County comic slideshow... awww!! and it gets even more awwwer! but also so heartbreaking... and Summer totally got upset about the Ironist/Little Miss Vixen kissing image... she wants Ryan...
Ryan wants to go home! YAY! But Sandy, seriously, you think Kirsten's leftovers will encourage him to come home?! I love Ryan's response though... "Thanks... I think." RYAN'S GOING HOME! And SUMMER made it happen!
I wanna smack Seth for acting like Summer only helped him instead of figuring it ALL out! And she totally doesn't wanna be alone with Seth... she doesn't love him! She loves Ryan! but awwww... the ghostly Marissa vision... poor Summer...
He's keeping the Berkeley sweatshirt! That gives me hope for him someday going afterall!
Summer leaving... so sad...
Ryan and Julie at Marissa's grave... I worry about him taking the file... shit... Ryan's got his fight back... but god... he's hugging that file for dear life... so sad...
The Previews
Taylor in Summer's bed... wanting to snuggle! LMAO!
And Kaitlin's stealing? ack...
Seth will totally make his presence known, he does NOT do stealth well... lol
Steve-O guest starring... don't know what to think about that...
Anyway, that is all... hope everyone else enjoyed the episode as much as I did.
Later